Realized I never shared the face of this fucker who kicked me and yelled at me for brushing his ‘sticking out, taking up too much space’ legs with my backpack this morning. After yelling at him I planted myself in front of him for the whole trip. Don’t worry, I told him I was taking his picture and gave him a huge grin and thumbs up when he took my photo. Fuck you, old white guy! You truly suck! I hope your day was ruined :)
PS BTW, to address your request from this morning, fuckhead, I will literally never get over myself, I’m fucking awesome and I’m going to take up so much space forever, until you’re all dead.
If you see this guy, kick him. You don’t even have to say anything, he’ll know what it’s for, just kick him and walk away. Let’s see if we can make him the guy in the city that everyone kicks. He’ll be well known like the Naked Cowboy or that shitty Elmo in Times Square, but he’ll be famous for being an asshole who gets kicked all day, everyday.